I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Randomize