I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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