Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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