Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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