Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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