Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
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