my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
Randomize
