I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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