dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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