Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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