you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
NoShamevember. You game?
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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