Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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