what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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