I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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