I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I wanna passion pit in your ass
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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