i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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