He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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