Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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