Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
my poor anus
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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