The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
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