I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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