That's intense
my mouth tastes like poor choices
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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