Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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