Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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