Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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