are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Sponge bath it is.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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