Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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