He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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