Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize
