Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Randomize
