it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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