I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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