What a fucking waste of an outfit
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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