It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
she peed on how many people?
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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