Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Alive.
So much puke
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
