Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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