I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
home. puking in laundry basket.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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