needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
the raccoons are back...
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