I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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