watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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