small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
