If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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