People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Ladies don't puke and tell
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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