Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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