she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Randomize
