Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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