is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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