This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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