And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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