Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
He passed out mid-signature
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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