I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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