The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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