Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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