He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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