I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
We left the knife in your bed.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
A bitchslap is in order.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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