If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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